Primed to shred the hipster streets of Williamsburg and Portland, Oregon, like a boss, Santa Cruz's new limited edition Weird Beard Cruzer is just like any normal skateboard, save for one minor addition—a giant, free-flowing beard hanging from the deck's underside. We know what you're thinking: finally!
A collaboration between the skate brand and artist/illustrator Jeremy Fish, the board features a full, thick reddish beard harvested by their "team of expert hair farmers" (read: it's fake) dangling about an inch beneath the deck. What's more, it appears to be growing from the jowls of a Viking.
Joe McGauley is a lightly bearded senior editor at Supercompressor.