Generally, the road to wearing an actual spacesuit is a long one paved with years of arduous training and preparation. But you don't actually have to work that hard to look like you did, thanks to the fantastically flashy Spacelife Jacket, a winterized outer layer inspired by the ultra-expensive real deals developed by the brilliant nerds at NASA.
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The coat's high-sheen outer shell is made from a unique trilobal fiber that's both waterproof and light-reflecting. It's also decked out with special details that wink to their vacuum-sealed counterparts including a tube nozzle, patches, and a numbered gold emblem.
It isn't a complete poser in terms of built-in technology, though. The hood is fitted with speakers at ear level, which are controllable via Bluetooth or from the handy integrated sleeve remote that will simply sync with your phone.
Joe McGauleyis a senior editor at Supercompressor. He's never been to space. Or, Space Mountain, for that matter.