Uppercut Fixed Blade - $TBD It's pretty much exactly what it calls itself: a fixed blade that packs a sharp punch into your uppercut — effectively euthanizing your old man's brass knuckles.
Silver Trident - $269 If it's good enough for our top Special Ops personnel, it's damn well good enough for you. Along with some (quite literally) cutting-edge tech, the blade is a non-reflective black so the flesh-eating enemy won't see what's coming.
Mark II - $116 Feel like this is straight outta Call of Duty.
E-Tool - $90 The most effective multi-tool of the bunch, it's got a sharp pick, serrated blade, and a shovel head that would make perfect for playing Whack-a-Mole-Zombie.
Downrange Tomahawk - $285 Yes, it would be better if everyone sat around in peace, but when sh*t's done hit the fan, this stripped-down battle axe will have you hacking yourself out of trouble in no time.