10. Tibetan Ceremonial Stick—$3,899.99
Official description on Amazon: "As a tool of exorcism, [this] may be employed to hold demons or thought-forms in place once they have been expelled from their human hosts."
That's right, you're looking at an extremely old, rare, mysterious, possibly-magical Tibetan exorcism dagger. What is there to even say about such a bizarre item—especially concerning its availability on the Internet. While its use is to technically save a human being from, um, ghosts, there's no doubt that this 5-pound tool could cause a lot of pain when brought down on an unsuspecting jerk's head. So yeah, this is for sale online.
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