The 5-Pound, 6,120-Calorie Gummy Bear
Coming in at over five pounds, there exists a Giant Gummi Bear that challenges everything we know about humanity. This is a gummy bear that cannot be finished in a single sitting. Or a week's worth of sittings. It's 6,120 calories, three times the FDA-recommended caloric intake for a single day. This thing is awesome.
At 1,400 times the size of a normal gummy bear, it's available in bubblegum, orange, blue raspberry, and cherry. Get at it.