Where would the rest of the world be without Japan's unique ability to merge ingenuity, convenience, craftsmanship, and f**king Batman!? For one thing, we'd be without this ridiculous Batmobile iPhone Case,causing your phone to fall victim to the elements as well as Gotham City's lesser villains—we're lookin' at you, Maxie Zeus!
Fresh from our neighbors on the other side of the planet comes an iPhone accessory that's the best thing to happen to Batman since Clooney decided the cape and cowl didn't quite fit his face.
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It's big, bulky, secure, and will give your pockets absolute hell, but come on—it's Batman.
While the English translation of the site may be a tad on the convoluted side, we have to assume "Bat signal will emerge when illuminate the wall" means that this thing actually beams the Bat-Signal out of the actual case! So, that's the pretty solid reason to throw some shekels towards this thing.
If you don't think this thing is worth the 5,940 Yen ($50) price tag, then your allegiance to the Dark Knight should be seriously put under investigation—preferably by Commissioner Gordon.
While you're busy deciphering how to actually place an order for this thing, treat yourself to an insane video that once again proves that every commercial can be improved with flashing lights, dubstep, and the threat of an epileptic seizure.
Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and once caught every single Pokémon, but was forced to release them all back into the wild.