Feel free to spend your birthday doing whatever you want with no repercussions—and tell anyone who calls you out to deal with it. Order the card for your best friend's birthday (or who are we kidding, for yourself) here for $5.
Brett Williams is an editorial assistant at Supercompressor. Like Bill, he thinks you should just deal with it.
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