The Eagle Mask and Talon Gloves Every American Should Own
The bald eagle is
one of the most majestic bird on Earth. It's so magnificent, in fact, that we wouldn't judge you one bit if you decided to become one. It turns out, that's not a totally unreasonable ambition either, thanks to these wonderful and not-at-all-absurd oversized eagle masks and talon gloves.
Just in time for Halloween, this pair of patriotic latex disguises comes from the same folks who brought us the Horse Head Squirrel Feeder. And with some strategic outfitting, they will fully transform you from regular schmo to terrifyingly large bird-of-prey. 'Mericuh!
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor with rather large talons.
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