Novelty hats are generally a bad idea. But like any hard and fast rule, exceptions can be made.
The fleece sloth hat is one of them. Handmade in California, these hats realistically depict a smiling three-toed sloth on your head that transmits a certain innate relaxation to its wearer.
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Of course, whether you wear this headwear masterpiece in public or restricted to the comfort of your own home is up to you. It is, however a sloth hat, and is made for lounging. HARD.
Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. When he goes rock climbing, he occasionally tries to do the whole sloth thing. It's hard. Follow him on Instagram.