Open Beer With A Puck Because Hockey
As the Rangers and Kings battle for the Stanley Cup (Kings lead 1-0 as of this writing), you should probably all sit back, watch, and drink, because playoff hockey is unbeatable. So while you're undoubtedly glued to the couch and otherwise worthless, there is a way to spice up your viewing experience and it barely requires any movement.
How, you ask? Start by cracking open a Molson or La Fin du Monde with a hockey puck bottle opener and thoroughly engage in the tactile sensations of the game. Just make sure the beer is ice cold. Or not. Hey, to each his own.
Made in Buffalo, New York, by a former mechanical engineer, these are real official hockey pucks that can be used, especially since the opener part is totally recessed. There's even a magnet built into the puck so that the cap doesn't fly off. Oh, you're a pacifist who doesn't like fighting in hockey? Totally fine. There are a bunch of different designs to choose from so you can pick something more peaceful.