As the Rangers and Kings battle for the Stanley Cup (Kings lead 1-0 as of this writing), you should probably all sit back, watch, and drink, because playoff hockey is unbeatable. So while you're undoubtedly glued to the couch and otherwise worthless, there is a way to spice up your viewing experience and it barely requires any movement.
How, you ask? Start by cracking open a Molson or La Fin du Monde with a hockey puck bottle opener and thoroughly engage in the tactile sensations of the game. Just make sure the beer is ice cold. Or not. Hey, to each his own.