James Bond's Bulletproof Pocket Square

Since it's difficult to toss a bulletproof vest under a Tom Ford tux, other considerations have to be made if you consistently find yourself near airborne lead. While Teddy Roosevelt used an enormous speech and some Secret Service as his protectors, you can use the Damned Bulletproof Pocket Square to keep you classy and alive.

Made of 32 layers of military grade Aramid fiber, this lemon-colored pocket square should — no guarantee — be able to stop handgun bullets. However, you will still get one hell of a bruise. And probably some broken ribs if you were to test that out.


Ethan Wolff-Mann is the Gear editor of Supercompressor. He wished this came in another color than "lemon." Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.