Unlike our favorite handcrafted utility axes, these bad boys are less for chopping wood and more for terrifying the living daylights out of any aggressor. Both the 16-inch shaft and 4.25-inch blade are fashioned from high-carbon stainless steel, and come with a nylon sheath to keep the sharp edge from slicing yourself when you whip it out.
And even though it doesn't have any secret hi-tech features, we'd venture a guess this thing is Q-approved. You are now James Bond.
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor and is pretty sure it isn't cool to walk around with a battle axe in most states.
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