Last night, as you wondered whether Katy Perry is in fact a real person or a laboratory experiment gone horribly well, you probably noticed her sandwiched in between two dancing sharks. One of which clearly couldn't remember the demanding choreography and opted instead to just kind of flop around. As such, there's probably a job opening now, and to nail it, you'll need the right costume. Never fear, there's a fantastic approximation available for only $1,500, which sheds that unfortunate puke-blue and stays with the ocean-tested gray we've come to accept from sharks.
Also, Halloween's right around the corner.
Ethan Wolff-Mann is the Deputy Editor at Supercompressor. He wishes they were tiger sharks. Follow him on Instagram.
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