The indestructible titanium comb
You know those combs your mom always got for free that claimed they were "unbreakable," and then really hurt when you snapped them in two? Octovo's just dropped one called the Ti Comb that really is unbreakable.
The thing's made outta the same grade titanium Formula 1 teams use in their engines, then it's finished in a black nitride titanium coating so it'll never scratch. In other words, you're not gonna hurt it, even if you decide to "comb" the desert all Spaceballs-style. And it comes with a sleeve made out of Italian vegetable re-tanned leather. Like it needs the protection.