Slightly less industrial than the indoor rowing machines at Crunch, this erg (or ergonometer, if you're fancy) comes complete with an attachable slide seat and resistance cables to get you jacked while you watch The Daily Show on your iPad, which rests securely in a built-in tablet mount.
Camoflauge this nice is pretty costly, though, with pricing starting at $2,300. But that sum also gets you the chance to have it customized with the wood type and color of choice.
Living room regatta, anyone?
Joe McGauley is a senior editor at Supercompressor. His boats of choice have engines.