The Reusable Kwik-E-Mart Grocery Bag

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I dooooooooooooooooooo! So check it out, our favorite English muffins at Firebox recently debuted this Kwik-E-Mart Reusable Bag—a super durable grocery bag emblazoned with the iconic logo from the only convenience store worth going to in Springfield. Suck it, Monstromart!

Truth be told, we love anything and everything from The SimpsonsHell, we even bought the special edition moleskine and filled it up with drawings of Blinky and conspiracy theories on who actually shot Mr. Burns. 

This polyester bag holds up to 33 pounds of weight, which equals roughly three Maggies, two Jub-Jubs, or one oversized novelty hat

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and his favorite storyline from The Simpsons is the one where Homer finds a gigantic mound of sugar. Tweet him your favorite at: @CandyandPizza or die.