We should remind you, dear prospective buyer and barkeep, that with great power comes great responsibility. Be prepared, because Tom, Dick, and Harry will surely be strolling in and demanding pints of your finest. Make sure you're fully stocked.
Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. It is his dream, like all Homo sapiens, to own a bar. Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.