The Hungover Lift Operator Whose Name Tag Says He's From Michigan
At least this guy is contributing someth... oh wait dude, you're supposed to hold it while I get on! Dude I'm falling! What the hell this is your fault man, stop laughing, you colossal dick.
The Twin Tip Skier Wearing A Body Length Ron Artest Jersey And Arguably No Pants
How is this functional? Aren't you freezing? There's no way having your pants at your ankles provides an adequate range of motion for the umpteen hours you plan on spending in the terrain park today.