Sex Love Chewing Gus - $Unclear
If you're under too much stress from bears, or suffering from having too many canned wines and flasks, this gum promises to elicit "10 to 20 minutes of sexual desire." And unlike Viagra, it's made of aphrodisiac herbs so it fits right into your surroundings — sort of.
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