The Tiniest Handcuff Key For When You're an Innocent Man
Subtly clipping onto a belt loop, the Tiny Inconspicuous Handcuff Key should be standard issue for anyone planning on becoming an outlaw — or anyone who has friends who take pranks a little too far.
Whether you're looking to flee a corrupt cop situation à la John Rambo or simply want to be prepared in case you get pressured into a pants-on BDSM romp that you really weren't ready for, the handcuff key is easy to whip out and use with your hands secured in the traditional behind-the-back position.
If you find yourself in the back of a Crown Vic, you can see how long it takes for the cops to notice your arms are crossed across your chest. Actually, don't do that. You don't want to scare anyone. Be careful with these keys.