Can Your Shirt Collar Stays Open a Beer?

Shirt collar stays might be the most boring product available, anywhere. They exist only to correct a shirt’s lack of structural integrity, bringing virtually nothing to the table themselves—until now. Besides serving as your collar’s little blue pill, the Exuvius Titan Multi-Tool Collar Stays offer some stand-alone features, because they’re also little multi-tools.

The small pieces of titanium feature a half-phillips screwdriver, slotted screwdriver, thread cutter, bottle opener, ruler, and a keychain hole, so you can carry spares—which you probably will, because if you’ve bought this you’re already proven to be incredibly prepared. Since these little fellas are distributed in SERE (survival, evasion, resistance, escape) kits all over the world, you know they’re legit.

Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. He isn’t wearing a collar, unfortunately. Follow him on Twitter @ewolffmann.