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Toys 'R' Us Is Selling A Guy Fieri Costume

Published On 10/28/2014 Published On 10/28/2014
The Guy Fieri costume
Toys 'R' Us

We're mere days away from Halloween, but it's not too late to win whatever party you're going to with the incredible Toys 'R' Us Guy Fieri costume. Calling it the "Celebrity Chef Wig and Goatee," this clearly unlicensed product is by far the finest and most scathing critique of one of America's most overcooked "celebrities."

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On second thought, maybe it's just a gentle roast? The costume is almost muted compared to this aesthetic assault. My God, you can just hear it now:

"Daddy, there's a monster at the door."


Ethan Wolff-Mann is an editor at Supercompressor. His has a show on Food Network, frosted tips, and a poorly-reviewed NYC restaurant. 

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