And finally, "The Christmaster." Master of...Christ? This just got weird. Or, weirder.
Previously out of stock, Amazon is coming through to ensure your holiday season is a classy one and can ship it to you in time for Christmas for just $109 a piece. Whew.
If the suit makes the man, these will make you joyous, vibrant, and probably kind of sweaty.
Ali Drucker is a staff writer for Supercompressor. She loves a man in polyester. Follow her on Twitter and Instagram.