Wear Pop Culture On Your Face With These Sunglasses

Picture a world where every pop culture reference imaginable could be literally (opposed to figuratively) paraded on your face. Stop imagining, because Toasty Shades has immortalized everything from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! to the crème de la crème of puberty-fueling crushes of the 1990s: Kelly Kapowski. 

Who's going to try and throw shade at someone wearing Uncle Friggin' Jesse on their face? No one—that's who. These sunglasses go anywhere from $9.99 to $11.99, giving you no reason not to shut up and give them your money. 

With categories like "Emojis," "'90s," and "Beachy" helping you step up your sunglasses game, these shades let you walk outside and finally be able to say, "Yo dog, there's a sloth protecting me from the harmful rays of the sun." 

Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and generally always has sloths on his eyeballs.