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These Sneakers Are NSFW

We can't comment first-hand on the physical comfort level of Bernhard Willhelm's latest sneaker collaboration with Camper. Are they? Maybe. But uh, socially? Nope, not comfortable. It depicts two people f*cking.

These ladies' shoes, known only as the mysterious nom de plume of 46839, are the least comfortable shoes you'll ever wear and we challenge you to one-up that statement. 

Yes, the great sexy shoe-embroidery renaissance is coming and it's coming everywhere. With a leather and fabric upper, leather lining and two-inch heel, you're going to get some wayward stares as you're comfortably trouncing around the park in these bad Larrys. 

The shoe peddlers on Solestruck.com ask the tough questions when it comes to purchasing these XXX sneakers: "Do I want two heterosexual Oompa Loompas permanently screwing on the side of my shoe?"

The answer, as always, should be a resounding "yes." Man, art is f*cked. 


Jeremy Glass is the Vice editor for Supercompressor and is just going to stick with his Nike Killshots for now.