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College Polos

Just dropped out of G-town, College Polos crafts 100% pique-cotton numbers with subtly obnoxious, non-horse/gator crests, including a devil-horn hand sign and a ping-pong ball flying into a cup. The shirts promise to make "bald men grow hair, and that TA you have a crush on laugh at all your jokes", though if you're balding in college, your jokes aren't why she's laughing.