This holiday season, get gift advice from a man who once received the letter "k" for Christmas, and returned it: wrestling legend Ric Flair. Take a good long look at Ric's Pics, or the only K you'll be getting'll come from Nature Boy himself. And it will be followed by -ill.
This high-fidelity dock's remote has iPod-menu scroll-and-search functionality, so unlike with other remotes, you won't have to interrupt your 7 Minutes in Heaven session to switch from the totally embarrassing "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" to something more acceptable. Like "She-Bop". Ric's Take:
"I'm tellin' Santa I want one of these...I can cue up my theme song anytime I feel like chasing Tiffany around the house!"Read more | Get GEORGE: ChestnutHillSound.com
Gordon Rush Shoes
Featuring soles printed/inlaid with stunning images of tigers and geishas, these dress shoes represent the two things Siegfried's Roy is most afraid of.
Ric's Take: "You know I'm a sharp-dressed man and these shoes would make me feel like kickin' ass and takin' names!"
Read more | Spice up your soles at Shoes.com
Charge it up, keep it in your car, then hook it up to your battery when it dies -- sparing you the embarrassment of having the AAA guy see the mini Ionic Purifier that drained your battery. Loser.Ric's Take:
"Word to the wise. Never let your battery go dead. Never. With a hot young wife like mine, that's never gonna happen anyway. I call her my Simple Start!"Read more | Charge it at SimpleStart.com
Reef Dram Sandal
Pour your favorite potable into each sandal's sole, and you'll secretly have the juice to enjoy any boring activity, from walks on the beach with your girl, to dinner theater. Until you're too drunk to remember your lines.Ric's Take:
"So I guess we know what all the kids will be wearing to the Carolina-Clemson game next year!"Read more | Finally, drink out of your footwear at Reef.com
Snag unreal tables, desks, chairs, etc, made from refurbished jet engines, propellers, and bomb housings -- whose legacy of destruction you'll honor with your nightly annihilation of Hungry Man dinners.
Ric's Take: "Hmmm...I think I see part of my old Stingray in there."
Read more | Spruce (Goose) up at MotoArt.com
A Suit That Fits
Customize yourself an English-tailored suit right online, and avoid having yet another guy with an accent grab your sack. Ric's Take: "
I'm definitely giving these guys a call...I'm all about stylin' and profilin' and this is the ticket! Can they add some sequins?"Read more | Customize at ASuitThatFits.com
Apricorn DVR Xpander
Add hundreds of hours to your DVR's capacity, because you'd have to kill yourself if you never discovered how that guy met his kid's mother , or whatever that show's about.
Ric's Take: "Oh yeah, now I can store all the RAW, Smackdown and Wrestlemania shows in one place -- to be the man, ya gotta store the man!"
Read more | Xpand at Apricorn.com
LA Pop Art
Get posters and tees with art made up entirely of screenplays and lyrics, e.g., Marlon Brando composed from The Godfather
script, and a power fist from Rage Against the Machine rantings -- so fetching, you'll wear it until it rages against the washing machine. Ric's Take:
"You know, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder....that's why there are so many mirrors in my house. But I think I'll have to add an LA Pop Art Nature Boy!" Read more |