Drive a Race Car

Feed your buddy's desire for speed: choose from six packages offered by Cloud 9 Living, ranging from riding shotgun in a stock car at Pocono Raceway to pulling 2+ G's in a dragster or Formula 2000 whip at Atco Speedway, also the de facto campus for Cloud's three-day race school, where a curriculum of classroom training and on-track sessions expose you to the finer points of Formula racing, which isn't nearly as nutritious as Breast Racing.