Florida Gators Pro-Grip Hammer

Your buddy's the worst Gator fan ever if he doesn't have this 16 oz hammer, which comes in UF colorways and boasts a Gator logo on the head and pigskin grip complete with laces. You can also opt for other teams, like Alabama (kidding), the Bucs, and the Jaguars, but apparently not the Dolphins, because they can't hit for sh*t.