Map Tote

Designed by a Brooklyn cartographer and his fashion stylist girlfriend, this silk-screened cotton bag offers a Candyland-esque schematic map of San Francisco, with hand-drawn landmarks to help you remember which neighborhood is which, like a football for Candlestick Park, a piece of meat for the Tenderloin, and a rainbow for the Castro, obviously because that area of the city has an optimal view of the sun shining onto droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Why? What else would it be?