Professorial versions of the classic messengers

Sewn up in Dogpatch, Rickshaw's sturdy shoulder slings now come in professorial green and brown tweed herringbone. Sizes range from from skinny to large, with ample inner pockets for all your friend's junk, optional laptop sleeves, and 40 different colors of Cordura to choose from for the binding, from chocolate brown to garish bright orange, in case the professorial look he's going for is Nutty. Because he's fat.