Smoked Salmon Vodka

Just when you thought it couldn't get any more nutz than Sour Apple vodka, dudes from the nano-sized Alaska Distillery (located in Levi Johnston's hometown! Ahhh!!!), created this surprisingly complex perfect-for-Bloody-Marys potato juice, made with pristine glacial ice, and blended with "just the right amount of spice", since they know if they overdid it, things could get Scary, Baby. Posh!