20 bones gets you 2009 Gregorian goodness featuring 12 scantily clad NYC sex bloggers, including Jayme Waxman (the "nexxxt generation of sex educator") and Dr. Elizabeth Wood, whose About page reads in part "I like sex. I like talking about sex. This is not purely intellectual". Every buyer who attends the calendar release party also gets the option of touching blogger Tess's mansion of bliss, or spanking/getting spanked by Rachel Bussel, author of Spanked: Red-Cheeked Erotica. So Tess is going to be very busy.