Not only do bad gifts represent a lost opportunity to receive the comic tour de force Mind of Mencia Uncensored -- they also leave you convinced that everyone else's holiday grass was greener. Witness how brown their grass really was, at the Bad Gift Emporium. BGE's a Gallery of Awful, submitted by the world's most shafted giftees. Scroll through the lovingly curated treasure trove, and you'll find everything from a jar of pickled turkey gizzards, to a picture book entitled Cross Dress for Success, to a spanking Jesus bobblehead (though what nut wouldn't want a messiah that always says yes?). Site visitors are encouraged to rank crappiness, one star representing general uselessness, five signifying thoughtlessness on par with casting Perry Farrell as the face of NCAA Football. If a gift's marked "Available", you can contact the owner and work out a swap -- though the sad bastard who received Westin Hotel toiletries from his grandparents will kibosh the deal when he discovers his DVD of Mencia's musings has been rendered tour-de-forceless by censors.