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Bodacious Beach Blanket

Thoughtfully designed by a man frustrated by the immense challenges of chillin' at the beach, the thought-of-everything BBB has straps for easy toting, a cushy neoprene pad covered in canvas, four corner pockets so you can weigh the whole thing down with sand, waterproof gear pockets, inflatable pillows, and a 5'x5' removable/washable towel, plus a "super-secret" pocket great for "you're adopted".