You didn't have to spend your childhood Betamaxed out on TRON for certain classic movies to become a part of your life. Celebrate your celluloid intimacy like a true connoisseur with a Last Exit to Nowhere tee
These high quality, short-sleeve crewnecks pull logos of iconic companies and places from seriously canonic flicks, offering a wink to fellow devotees without trumpeting embarrassing fanboydom to people who have no idea just how well a rug can tie a room together. Some highlights
- Cyberdyne Systems Corp. (Terminator)
A sharp, clean tee whose double-needle topstitched neckline will will do you precious little good once Skynet becomes self-aware.
- Brodsky & Branom Ludovico Technique (A Clockwork Orange)
You'll look smart and fashionable even as you ultraviolently cane a helpless old man.
- Amity Island (Jaws)
Order this cheery, resortish number on the small side just so you can call customer service and intone "We're gonna need a bigger shirt."
Of course, even the casual movie watcher isn't immune to these pervasive bits of iconography, though they might confuse them for real life, leading to hilarious flubs -- e.g., when someone who only saw Deliverance
once a long time ago exclaims: "Oh, Cahulawasse, Georgia? I think that's near where me and my buddies used to go rafting."