True greatness is best enjoyed sans distractions, whether it's a prime steak or a single malt Scotch, oh, and that's exactly why you'll never furnish your apartment. For shenanigan-free premium denim, check out Naked & Famous
From a denim-mad dude tired of razzle-dazzle jeans that'd lost their way, N&F sources high-end raw fabric from some of Japan's most storied mills and ships the goods to Canada, where they eschew smoke & mirrors like gimmicky washes, pocket embroidery, and bedazzled rhinestones, to create a range of way-straightforward, wholly classic jeans. Fits include the SkinnyGuy (regular 9" rise, 14" leg openings that get slim real quick), SlimGuy (bigger rise, 16" legs), and one in-between, with a low rise and 14" leg that tapers below the knee, called the WeirdGuy, whose only novel feature is its penchant to stare creepily at strangers on the bus before telling them they have a nice smile. Raw, continuous-thread-woven, fray-immune selvedge comes in 12oz organic indigo, 13oz black, 14oz dark green, a nice-and-heavy 15oz Deep Indigo with simple red stitching, and 15oz way-old-school, workman's-style "antique blue", which'll make perfect first-day-of-coal-mine pants
N&F also rocks clever denim blends (mostly in the Skinny and Slim fits), like a 12oz Black Power Stretch that's 95% cotton, a cashmere mix in charcoal grey, and a glossy number that's 67% cotton, 30% silk, 3% elastine, with a sheen that's 10000% Tom Jones -- a man whose true greatness is best savored without the distraction of panties.