PokerBrat Clothing

These surprisingly subtle tees come from the John McEnroe of poker, 11-time WSOP champ Phil Hellmuth, with highlights including "Poker Tree" ("grow that chip pile from a toothpick to a lumberyard"), and "Poker Skater", harkening back to his U of Wisconsin transpo from barroom games back to his dorm. Less tastefully, Hellmuth also hawks books, DVDs, and "Go Heads-Up" energy pills, guaranteed to keep you at the table long enough to lose your subtle tee.