Tough Knorks

This new, nearly indestructible version of the ingeniously engineered original knife/fork hybrid (which can slice through most foods thanks to its patented beveled, rocking design) features a new carabiner-like handle for easy attachment to backpacking gear, is "perfect for camping", and is dishwasher safe, so it totally won't melt in the Maytag you hauled out to Yosemite.