With the time already on your cell phone, the function of a watch is to make a statement, and as the old saying goes, statements are like butts: best made big and round. So get your big round statement on with Welder. An Italian offshoot of Swiss brand U-Boat, Welder's new K28/K29 lines marry comfort and quality to masculine details like oversized steel cases sporting exposed screw heads and spring coils, 'cause nothing says "manly" like being too lazy to finish assembling something. The 7000/7100 chronograph models rock 50mm cases with two superimposed black dials and large block Arabic numerals in either silver or red, depending on whether you're a fan of the Raiders, or communism. K29s are even bigger, with 53mm black steel cases, and faces (silver & white w/ black accents, gray w/ black accents, or black w/ red accents) featuring a larger dial with inset chrono function, plus two overlapping smaller dials for additional time zones, helping Travis Henry keep track of all his kids' bedtimes. Each watch comes with two interchangeable black straps, one calf leather and one rubber, so you can change your steez to suit your outfit, or strap 'em together to create one big super strap, a crazy big look that's long...and strong...and down to get its friction on.