Office life is fraught with potential calamity: bagel breath, wolfmanish unshaved patches, exploding toner cartridges sending shrapnel deep into your thigh, etc. Be prepared for any job-jeopardizing mishap with the Working Guy's Survival Kit.
The Kit's an assortment of 20 crucial grooming and care products packed into the sort of compact aluminum attaché you often see cuffed to/hacked off important men's wrists. Within it you'll find travel-sized basics: toothbrush/paste, floss, Blistex, BreathSavers, Advil, nail clipper, comb, deodorant, tissues, lint remover, anti-stain wipes, Static Guard, fabric relaxant, sewing kit, shoe shine sponge, bandages, shaving cream, and razor. (Sorry, no condoms -- but is your office really that cool?) There's also a mirror built into the case's lid, so if you're afraid that walking to the bathroom'll expose your Yahoo Serious bedhead to whispered secretarial ridicule, you can tart yourself up at your desk... or under it.
Among the other Survival kits available, there's also one for grooms -- though regardless of the 26 items therein, the potential calamities of nuptials can really only be handled with a pistol and a note reading, "Fly this plane to Libya or the stewardess gets it!"