Goatse Classic Polo Shirt

The unlikeliest entry yet into the polo-logo battle, NY-based designer Geof Artisse says of his three-button shirts: "The theme here is classy: sleek, high-quality shirts that feature my signature Goatse* logo. I want a comfortable shirt that can be worn at the office or on the golf course. And I want the shirt to display an ambiguous image of a stretched anus." Wow.*If you don't know what "Goatse" is, you are the luckiest man alive.