Throughout history men have gone to great lengths to secure their personal Holy Grails -- Indiana had his jade monkey, while Marco Polo crossed continents to find the noodle. If your life's quest is crab, try Golden City Chinese
GCC's been a Hunter's Point secret since 1967, serving standard Chinese fare that locals ignore in favor of their signature dish: a $20, 2lb Dungeness crab.
Accompanied by a generous helping of noodles, the beast is presented torn limb from limb and sauteed with a stick of butter and enough garlic that even if you have the good grace not to brag to your friends, your enticing odor will gloat for weeks.
Call them and they'll have your order ready in 20 minutes, the time it takes to get to HP after picking up a friend to help you tackle this massive feast/keep the car running
GCC does have other specialties, like garlic fish, garlic prawns, and garlic chicken -- an understandable obsession if you consider Dr. Jones battled Nazis; Marco, Mongols; and Golden's chef? Obviously vampires.