The Future is Now: Morning Report 12/30/13

"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction." - Steven Wright

Pictured Above: A Surreal interpretation of time, by photographer Christopher McKenney. [See more...]

Relevant and less-than-relevant goings-on from around the interwebs:

Also, did you know... The strongest creatures on Earth are the gonorrhea bacteria, pulling 100,000 times their own body weight. [HuffPo]