Drunks:Red Hook Bait & Tackle Party9pm-"late o'clock", Sat Oct 28 (no cover)320 Van Brunt, at Pioneer; 718.797.4892; Click for directionsIt's a haul, but hit this raucous Red Hook bar's costume party and you'll get live music from Chicken Missile (so named for deploying a "nugget catapult" during shows), $2 Bitches Brew pints, $2 whiskey shots, and, for $6, the chance to suckle Jameson straight from the bartendrix's "Whiskey Tit" -- a boobish drink dispenser that'll fill you with nostalgia for your mom's post-happy hour feeding sessions.Orange Food:Pumpkin Potpie$19 at Stanton Social99 Stanton St, between Orchard and Ludlow; 212.995.0099 TheStantonSocial.comMany cultures believe eating pumpkin gives a man godlike strength. SS's new seasonal special (Lobster Lemongrass Potpie), baked and served in a mini-pumpkin, should do the trick. The Potpie won't be listed on Saturday's menu, but will be available upon request 'til the kitchen closes at 3am -- eat two, and you'll grow so powerful, you can burst through Stanton's wall like the Kool-Aid man.Laziness:Horror Flick TV ScheduleIf you refuse to leave your apartment, here's a rundown of Saturday's most disturbing basic cable programming: 8am: the horrifyingly bad Judge DreddTNT12-2pm: 4 episodes of Snapped (dramatic tales of women killing abusive husbands!) Oxygen1pm:Jason XSci Fi2:45pm:A Nightmare on Elm StreetAMC4pm:Ghost ShipSpike6pm:Santa's Slay ("He's making a list. Pray you're not on it.") Spike8pm-2:15am:The Exorcist I, II, and IIIAMC9pm:Shaun of the DeadComedy Central(Or, Bravo's showing compilations of horror movie moments from 9pm-5am -- if you're looking to take your gore in freebase-style doses.)Costumery:Vile MasksWatch video and buy ($39.95) at VileMasks.comOrder a VM, and what you lose in creativity points you'll gain in sheer disgustingness. Simply use the included bottle to fill the mask's zit-like pustules with the liquid of your choice, then squeeze the boils to spray your juices up to 10ft -- all over unsuspecting friends, unsuspecting strangers, and that obnoxiously festive party hostess who really shouldn't be wearing that nurse's outfit.