In keeping with your belief that Queens-based hip-hop is wiggiddy-wack, you're defiantly boycotting 50 Cent's Get Rich or Die Tryin'. To keep it real, take this luxury coach tour of Harlem. You'll catch sites like the Graffiti Wall of Fame, Rucker Park, and the exact spot where the freaks came out at night. You can also challenge your tour leader to a freestyle rap-off -- where your mad skillz will earn you a cap in the ass. Word.