The Proletariat Revolution wages on in Cambridge

Hahvard Square's finest homegrown gear store has new black cotton painter and messenger caps, black leather tool-emblazoned belts, and 100% ring-spun cotton tees, highlighted by "American Excess", in which the Monopoly Man has hitched a woman to a wagon loaded with iPhones, Nike Dunks, and a Keytar (though how can a keyboard-guitar hybrid be called excessive when it's essential?).