As the world crumbles around them, all the fancy people are still sitting around in their intensely expensive jeans eating intensely expensive cake...but what kind of denim is catching your lonely crumbs d'Chocodile? Bringing the jeans back to the people, Proletariat.
Incensed by the astronomical price of designer denim, Harvard Square's store of the working man studied some top brands, discussed things with their manufacturer, and realized that the reason that some jeans cost so much coin is because...consumers are dumb. Fired up by this blatant injustice, Pro created their own line using 14oz of top quality raw denim and charging $85, half the price point of most comparable jeans, but 85 times as expensive as those used Wranglers you bought off a blanket outside your apartment. The jeans themselves are slim-fit with a wide coin pocket "for a Zippo type lighter", come in two colors (indigo blue and black), and possess no obnoxious embroidery -- because the only thing you should have on your ass is that tattoo of Calvin hilariously pissing on a Yankees logo.
For those of you looking for other ways out of your bougie lifestyle, they've also created 200 new rugged, fully lined, water resistant black winter coats specifically designed for street artists with four pockets that "aren't easily found", perfect for stashing Ring Dings whilst the revolution begins.