Almond milk, soygurt, fermented cashew cheese… all these dairy imposters and others are slowly taking over the refrigerated food section.

Good news fast food fans: Your healthy eating kick doesn’t have to be as sacrificial as you thought.

Beer belly, keg, spare tire, love handles, "big-boned," bowl full of jelly -- there are so many endearing terms for the extra blubber packed around your midsection, it's tough to choose a favorite.

Your poor, poor liver.

Anyone who saw the new Baywatch movie likely has a lot of questions, but some -- what the hell was with that taint scene?

If there's any means of adulting you should aim to master this year (OK, maybe next year... but no really, this year), it should be reading labels on the products you buy.

There's never been a better time to be American!

Nothing says, "Happy Independence Day, America!" quite like Jeff Goldblum hacking into a spaceship.

The Fourth of July is a glorious time to spend with friends and family, eating suspiciously charred grilled foodstuffs, reading patriotic poems of yesteryear, and very likely losing at least one of your thumbs in a fireworks-related accident.

Sitting is such a paradox.

Boogers, boogies, snotters, nose goblins, snot rockets, crusties -- no matter what you call dried nasal mucus, you know what it feels like to have nostrils full of it.

So, how's that diet going?