Oh, FANTASTIC! The giver of life, our solar system’s only star, the subject of sonnets... causes cancer.
Worth it? No beach? No summers? No springs? Not worth giving up sunshine, though if you’re super concerned, you can try going outside only when it’s cloudy or dark.
4. Going outside
Oh, so walking outside on a sunny day equals double cancer? Wonderful. Thanks, air pollution.
Worth it? Given the equally troubling ramifications of a life of solitude, yes. Unless maybe you’re constantly inside, huddled around a cozy fire, surrounded by loved ones?
3. A cozy fire, surrounded by loved ones
Dammit, WHO! Is nothing safe? Technically, this one is, “Household combustion of biomass fuel (primarily wood), indoor emissions from,” but we can read the subtext.
Worth it? Sunny days are cancerous. Cloudy days are cancerous. You should be able to enjoy the dark of winter in the comfort of your own home, maybe even snuggling up close to an extra-special loved one...